nothing pisses me off more than a dude who i don’t find attractive, who i wouldn’t even fuck, who isn’t even on my radar to come at me sideways with some advice to tell me how to be more attractive to his standards
you look like a dirty wash rag after cleaning a pot full of pork chop grease like
who gave you the right?
- shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
- shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE